Why wasn’t the girl afraid of the monster?
Because it was a man-eating monster!
What is the President’s favorite vegetable?
Barack-oli!!!!!! (broccoli!)
What was the guy’s reaction when he was struck by lightning?
He was shocked!
What happens when an elephant gets stuck in a freezer?
You have an elicicle!
In what season do you have to write about all that happened in the current book you are reading?
Summer-izing!!!!
Three men are stuck at the top of a building. Suddenly a magic slide appears. Whatever the men say when they slide down they land in. The first man says MONEY….. and lands in money. The second man says COFFEE……. and he lands in coffee.
Now the third man was having so much fun that he yelled WEEEEEEEEE…..
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