How do you heal a pumpkin’s bruise?
With a pumpkin patch!!!!
What did the dog say to the tree?
Nothing, they both barked!
Why did the quail cross the river?
Because chickens cross roads!
How many golfers does it take to put in a light bulb?
Fore!
What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter m.
Whom do the cops call when they see a swarm of bugs?
The S.W.A.T. team!
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