What is the President’s favorite vegetable?
Barack-oli!!!!!! (broccoli!)
What was the guy’s reaction when he was struck by lightning?
He was shocked!
What happens when an elephant gets stuck in a freezer?
You have an elicicle!
In what season do you have to write about all that happened in the current book you are reading?
Summer-izing!!!!
Three men are stuck at the top of a building. Suddenly a magic slide appears. Whatever the men say when they slide down they land in. The first man says MONEY….. and lands in money. The second man says COFFEE……. and he lands in coffee.
Now the third man was having so much fun that he yelled WEEEEEEEEE…..
BOB: What’s my name today?
JOE: Bob
BOB: What was my name yesterday?
JOE: Bob
BOB: What’s my name tomorrow?
JOE: Bob
BOB: Do you remember my name?
JOE: Yes, Bob
Three minutes later…
BOB: Knock knock
JOE : Who’s there?
Joe! You forgot my name already!
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