Why did the cow cross the road?
Because it was the chicken’s day off!
Teacher – What is today’s reason for coming late?
Boy – I ran so fast that I forgot to think of a reason!
How do you heal a pumpkin’s bruise?
With a pumpkin patch!!!!
What did the dog say to the tree?
Nothing, they both barked!
Why did the quail cross the river?
Because chickens cross roads!
How many golfers does it take to put in a light bulb?
Fore!
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