What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter m.
Whom do the cops call when they see a swarm of bugs?
The S.W.A.T. team!
Fluttershy says to Twilight: When you got Spike did he really grow and shrink?
Twilight answers: Yup you can say they grow up so fast!
What does a cow say when it’s in traffic?
Mooooooooooooove!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
How does a clam talk to a friend?
On the shell phone!!!!
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