Jokes By Kids

From Nitya, 12 years old, India

Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?

Because if it lifted up the other one it would fall over!

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From Jason, 10 years old, California

Teacher: Maria, go find North America.
Maria: Here.
Teacher: Correct.
Teacher: Okay, who discovered North America?

Students: Maria!

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From Isayes, 11 years old, Roseville

What are a cheater’s favorite chips?

Cheetos!

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From Sidney, 10 years old,

What do you call a bomb in Indiana?

Boomdiana!

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From Ryan, 10 years old, Phoenix, Arizona

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?

Arr!

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From NINTENDOgirl, 12 years old, U.S.A. Clarksville Tennessee

Why did the horse get detention?

Because he was horsing around!

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