So I live down in Long Beach, also known (in my opinion) as land of the living dead. Every morning there are lots of zombies roaming the streeets. This one zombie got a new girlfriend. He introduced her to his buddy and the buddy said……
‘Wow, she’s a hottie. Where’d you dig her up?’
ps: I got this pun from the book ”I Funny” by James Patterson
joke told by Jamie Grimm
