What do you get if you cross a Minecraft zombie and a Minecraft creeper?
A Zomeeper!
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What do you get if you cross a Minecraft zombie and a Minecraft creeper?
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What has 100 ears but can not hear?
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What goes up slowly but comes down fast?
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