My friend told me that when he was driving to my house he saw a piecost in the middle of the road. I asked him, “What’s a piecost?”
He said “$4.99.”
So I live down in Long Beach, also known (in my opinion) as land of the living dead. Every morning there are lots of zombies roaming the streeets. This one zombie got a new girlfriend. He introduced her to his buddy and the buddy said……
‘Wow, she’s a hottie. Where’d you dig her up?’
ps: I got this pun from the book ”I Funny” by James Patterson
joke told by Jamie Grimm
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke through the hole and you’ll see!
Why do refrigerators hum?
Because they don’t know the WORDS!!!:D
What do you call a snowman that was bitten by a vampire?
A frostbite!
What is an egg’s favorite thing to do?
Kare-Yolk-ee!
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