What do you call a snail on a ship?
A Snailer!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Tish.
Tish who?
Oh, do you need a tissue?
Why did the goose cross the road?
The chicken was on vacation!
Sam: I once met a scientist with no doorbell.
Jack: Why didn’t he have one?
Sam: He wanted to win the no bell (Nobel) prize.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It wanted chicken nuggets!
Knock Knock
Who is There?
Woo
Woo Who?
I didn’t know you were having a great time!
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