What kind of rock can fly?
A rock-et!
Do you know how to keep a Turkey in suspense?
See me next Thanksgiving and I will tell you.
What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella!
Why did the goat join the band?
He has horns!
What kind of people do you find in school?
Nerds, Dum Dums, and Smarties!
Person #1 knocks on Person #2’s door.
Person #1 says,”Knock knock!”
Person #2 says,”Come in!”
Person #1 is puzzled.”Why didn’t you say who’s there?”
Person #2 replies,”Because whenever I do, someone always answers with a stupid joke!”
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