Why did the bunny cross the road?
To show his friend his hip hop!
What do you call a singing computer?
A Dell (Adele)
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a skin doctor?
A pachydermatologist!
There is one uncle who asks a child which is farther: Delhi or the sky.
The child says: Delhi.
The uncle says: Wrong!
The child says: We can see the sky but we cannot see Delhi!
What did the leaf say to Autumn?
I am falling for you!
Why did Hercules go to jail?
Because he was shop-lifting!
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