Why wasn’t the elephant in the car?
He was filling his trunk.
What did one plate say to the other plate?
Food is on me to night!
Why was the Math Book so sad?
He had a lot of problems!
Why wasn’t the girl afraid of the monster?
Because it was a man-eating monster!
What is the President’s favorite vegetable?
Barack-oli!!!!!! (broccoli!)
What was the guy’s reaction when he was struck by lightning?
He was shocked!
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