Jokes By Kids

From Lily, 10 years old, Brisbane

Three men are stuck at the top of a building. Suddenly a magic slide appears. Whatever the men say when they slide down they land in. The first man says MONEY….. and lands in money. The second man says COFFEE……. and he lands in coffee.

Now the third man was having so much fun that he yelled WEEEEEEEEE…..

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From Ava, 10 years old, Beautiful Colorado

BOB: What’s my name today?

JOE: Bob

BOB: What was my name yesterday?

JOE: Bob

BOB: What’s my name tomorrow?

JOE: Bob

BOB: Do you remember my name?

JOE: Yes, Bob

Three minutes later…

BOB: Knock knock

JOE : Who’s there?

Joe! You forgot my name already!

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From Jsrirox, 12 years old, LA

Why did the belt get locked up?

Because he held up a pair of pants!!!

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From Brooke Sample, 14 years old,

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Dwain.
Dwain who?

Dwain the bathtub, I’m dwowning!

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From Jsrirox, 12 years old, LA

What did Cinderella say when she left the photo store?

Someday my prints will come…

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From Emma, 10 years old, Canterbury,Connecticut

Which state is found in your body?

Oregon (Organ)

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