Why did the elephant cross the road?
Because the chicken was on strike.
What is everything but nothing?
Something.
Why did someone buy a kazoo with a picture of an egg covered in sand on it?
Because he wanted to see the Sandy Egg Kazoo (San Diego Zoo)
Knock knock
Who’s there
Ahi
Ahi who
Ahi-ppopotamus!
What do ghosts eat?
Boooooooberry pie
What’s a boxer’s favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
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