If people say the number two pencil is the best …
… why is it still number two ?
Want to hear the butter joke?
Nah, you’ll SPREAD it!
Why did the chicken cross the road in China?
Because he was on vacation!
Why do dummies hate to make chocolate chip cookies?
Because it takes too long to peel the M&Ms!
Why should bananas wear sun screen?
Because they PEEL!
What is lighter than a feather, but even the world’s strongest man can’t hold it for more than a minute?
Breath
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