What did the duck say when she bought lipstick?
Put it on my bill!
What do you put on a pig’s rash?
OINKMENT
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Aladdin!
Aladdin who?
Aladdin your class wants to have a talk with you!
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes, buildings don’t jump at all!
Why did the kid buy a broken record?
Because it was a smash hit.
What did the ghost keep under his basement?
Whines (wines) and spirits!
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