What did Cinderella say when she left the photo store?
Someday my prints will come…
Which state is found in your body?
Oregon (Organ)
What did the hat say to the scarf?
You can hang around all day but I’m going ahead!
Why do bees hum?
They don’t know the lyrics!!!!!!
At what time do you go when it’s red and stop when it’s green?
When you’re eating a watermelon!
A man is sitting alone at a bar. No one else is there except the bartender. All of a sudden, he hears someone say “Nice shirt.” He looks around, and nobody’s there. A little while later, he hears “I like your tie.” Looks around and, again, nobody’s there. Once again he hears the same voice say “You seem like a nice guy. We should be friends.” Again nobody is there so he asks the bartender. What does the bartender say to him?
It’s the peanuts. They’re complimentary!
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