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From Jsrirox, 12 years old, LA

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common?

They have the same middle name!!!!!!!
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Filed Under: Frog

From Jsrirox, 12 years old, LA

What happened when Batman and Robin got run over by a steam roller?

They became Flatman and Ribbon!!!!!!!
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Filed Under: Riddles

From Hopester, 13 years old, Awesome NJ

What kind of concert costs 45 cents?

50 cents featuring Nickelback!
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Filed Under: Music

From Maser, 9 years old, Portland

What do turkeys do on Thanksgiving?

Well, celebrate if they’re alive …
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Filed Under: Thanksgiving

From Brady, 10 years old, United States

What do you get if you cross a Minecraft zombie and a Minecraft creeper?

A Zomeeper!
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Filed Under: Computer

From Peanut, 9 years old, New York

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

It got ticks!
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Filed Under: Dog

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