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From Jack Kiuttu, 9 years old, Somewhere

A professor was building a machine that could do 20 things at once. He had all the parts, but nothing to put them together. So he asked his dumb assistant to go out to the store and get glue. The store had almost everything: french toast, sushi, breaded halibut, but no glue. So the assistant bought the breaded halibut. Why?

It doesn’t take a genius to know fish sticks.
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Filed Under: Science

From Megan, 9 years old, Malta

Me: What animal do you want to be?
Person: I want to be a dog (it doesn’t have to be a dog)
Me: Repeat what I say BAM make me a dog
Person: BAM make me a dog
Me : Are you a dog??
Person: No
Me: AGAIN BAM make me a dog
Person: BAM make me a dog
Me: Are you a dog?
Person: No

me: OK, because you were repeating what I said, you are not a dog, you are a PARROT!!!!
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Filed Under: Animal

From Jonathan Bailey, 9 years old, United States of America

What is a rock slide’s favorite music?

Rock and Roll!
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Filed Under: Rock

From Shakayla, 9 years old, New York

How did the dog come down the tree?

He barked at it
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Filed Under: Dog

From PrivateInformation, 10 years old, On Planet Earth, In The Milky Way Galaxy

Will you remember me in a minute?
Of course I will.
Will you remember me in an hour?
Definitely.
Will you remember me in a day?
Yeah.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yep.
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?

See! You already forgot me!
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Filed Under: Knock Knock

From Maddie, 9 years old, America

What did the rug say to the floor?

I’ve got you covered!
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Filed Under: What Did?

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