Why did the student do his math problems on the floor?
Because the teacher told them not use tables!
Teacher: Whatever I ask, all of you must answer at once. What is 4+6?
Students: AT ONCE!
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them!
What kind of shoes does a spy wear?
Sneakers!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Meow
Meow who?
Can you hear meow?
What did the elephant say to the other elephant when he found a toy in the car?
Put it in the trunk!
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