Why are chefs mean?
Because they beat the eggs and whip the cream!
What’s a lizard’s favorite story genre?
Fairy Tails!
A teenaged girl had been talking on the phone for half an hour, then she hung up.
“Wow!” said her father. “Usually you talk for two hours. What happened?”
“Wrong number” she replied.
What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish!!!
What type of food goes on forever?
Pi(e)!
Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?
Because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan!
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