What do you call a teacher with earplugs?
Anything, he can’t hear you!
What’s red, black and white all over?
An embarrassed zebra!
What’s the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30)
Two hunters are walking in the woods when one of them suddenly collapses. His eyes are glazed over and he isn’t breathing. The other one whips out his phone and calls 911. The person on the other line answers the call and asks the hunter what the problem is. The hunter says “My friend is dead! What do I do?” The person says “I’ll help you, first let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There’s a silence and suddenly a gunshot is heard. “Now what?”
I tried water polo …
But my horse drowned.
What do you get if you sit under a cow?
A pat on the head!
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