Why did the chicken cross the road in China?
Because he was on vacation!
Why do dummies hate to make chocolate chip cookies?
Because it takes too long to peel the M&Ms!
Why should bananas wear sun screen?
Because they PEEL!
What is the spiciest country?
Chile! (Chili)
Person1: Knock knock!
Person2: Who’s there?
Person1: Justin!
Person 2: Justin who?
JustIN time for dinner!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It wasn’t a chicken!
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