Me: What animal do you want to be?
Person: I want to be a dog (it doesn’t have to be a dog)
Me: Repeat what I say BAM make me a dog
Person: BAM make me a dog
Me : Are you a dog??
Person: No
Me: AGAIN BAM make me a dog
Person: BAM make me a dog
Me: Are you a dog?
Person: No
me: OK, because you were repeating what I said, you are not a dog, you are a PARROT!!!!
What is a rock slide’s favorite music?
Rock and Roll!
Will you remember me in a minute?
Of course I will.
Will you remember me in an hour?
Definitely.
Will you remember me in a day?
Yeah.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yep.
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
See! You already forgot me!
What did the rug say to the floor?
I’ve got you covered!
Why are chefs mean?
Because they beat the eggs and whip the cream!
What’s a lizard’s favorite story genre?
Fairy Tails!
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