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From Megan, 9 years old, Malta

Me: What animal do you want to be?
Person: I want to be a dog (it doesn’t have to be a dog)
Me: Repeat what I say BAM make me a dog
Person: BAM make me a dog
Me : Are you a dog??
Person: No
Me: AGAIN BAM make me a dog
Person: BAM make me a dog
Me: Are you a dog?
Person: No

me: OK, because you were repeating what I said, you are not a dog, you are a PARROT!!!!
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Filed Under: Animal

From Jonathan Bailey, 9 years old, United States of America

What is a rock slide’s favorite music?

Rock and Roll!
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Filed Under: Rock

From PrivateInformation, 10 years old, On Planet Earth, In The Milky Way Galaxy

Will you remember me in a minute?
Of course I will.
Will you remember me in an hour?
Definitely.
Will you remember me in a day?
Yeah.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yep.
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?

See! You already forgot me!
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Filed Under: Knock Knock

From Maddie, 9 years old, America

What did the rug say to the floor?

I’ve got you covered!
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Filed Under: What Did?

From Mya, 8 years old, USA

Why are chefs mean?

Because they beat the eggs and whip the cream!
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Filed Under: Food

From Lizzy, 14 years old, USA

What’s a lizard’s favorite story genre?

Fairy Tails!
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Filed Under: Animal

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