Why did the boy throw out the butter?
Because he wanted to see a butter fly!
Wife: Doctor! Doctor! My husband’s in a terrible state!
Doctor: Kansas isn’t that bad of a state.
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand hand, hand?
A professor was building a machine that could do 20 things at once. He had all the parts, but nothing to put them together. So he asked his dumb assistant to go out to the store and get glue. The store had almost everything: french toast, sushi, breaded halibut, but no glue. So the assistant bought the breaded halibut. Why?
It doesn’t take a genius to know fish sticks.
Me: What animal do you want to be?
Person: I want to be a dog (it doesn’t have to be a dog)
Me: Repeat what I say BAM make me a dog
Person: BAM make me a dog
Me : Are you a dog??
Person: No
Me: AGAIN BAM make me a dog
Person: BAM make me a dog
Me: Are you a dog?
Person: No
me: OK, because you were repeating what I said, you are not a dog, you are a PARROT!!!!
What is a rock slide’s favorite music?
Rock and Roll!
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