Who is a king of school supplies?
A ruler!
What has more lives than a cat?
A frog because it croaks every night!
A man had three apples. He began to eat the first one. he found a worm inside. He began to eat the second one. He found a worm inside.
He turned off the light and ate the third one.
Why did the kid hate sunlight at the plate?
Because he is a Bat(ter)!
What type of mysteries do pillows like to solve?
Pillow Cases!
What’s the first thing that happens when a platypus falls into a lake?
It gets wet!!!
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