What is a rock slide’s favorite music?
Rock and Roll!
Will you remember me in a minute?
Of course I will.
Will you remember me in an hour?
Definitely.
Will you remember me in a day?
Yeah.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yep.
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
See! You already forgot me!
What did the rug say to the floor?
I’ve got you covered!
Why are chefs mean?
Because they beat the eggs and whip the cream!
What’s a lizard’s favorite story genre?
Fairy Tails!
A teenaged girl had been talking on the phone for half an hour, then she hung up.
“Wow!” said her father. “Usually you talk for two hours. What happened?”
“Wrong number” she replied.
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