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From PrivateInformation, 10 years old, On Planet Earth, In The Milky Way Galaxy

Will you remember me in a minute?
Of course I will.
Will you remember me in an hour?
Definitely.
Will you remember me in a day?
Yeah.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yep.
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?

See! You already forgot me!
Please wait...

Filed Under: Knock Knock

From Maddie, 9 years old, America

What did the rug say to the floor?

I’ve got you covered!
Please wait...

Filed Under: What Did?

From Mya, 8 years old, USA

Why are chefs mean?

Because they beat the eggs and whip the cream!
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Filed Under: Food

From Lizzy, 14 years old, USA

What’s a lizard’s favorite story genre?

Fairy Tails!
Please wait...

Filed Under: Animal

From Vinni, 12 years old, India

A teenaged girl had been talking on the phone for half an hour, then she hung up.
“Wow!” said her father. “Usually you talk for two hours. What happened?”

“Wrong number” she replied.
Please wait...

Filed Under: Kids

From Ramses and Xander, 10 years old, California

What is the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish!!!
Please wait...

Filed Under: Animal

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