What did the man say when he splashed his drink on himself?
Drinks are on me!
What do ants take when they’re sick?
ANT-ibiotics!
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer?
The spacebar!
What did the chameleon say when the family picked him out at the pet store?
“I blend right in!”
What did the bat say to the ball?
Let’s get together and be a hit!
Why wouldn’t the lettuce let the pickle see him?
Because he was getting dressed!
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