Why did the turkey cross the road?
The chicken was on vacation!
Where do you put dogs when you go shopping?
In the barking lot!
What is black and white with words all over it?
A newspaper!
What is a burglar’s favorite instrument?
A “steal” drum.
What do you call a snow man that disappeared?
A noman.
What do you feed an invisible cat?
Evaporated milk.
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