A nurse goes into the doctor’s office and say, “Doctor, there’s a man out here who thinks he’s invisible.”
“I’m busy” says the doctor .”Tell him I can’t see him right now.”
What do mallards wear at weddings?
Duxedos!
Why was 10 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9!
Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping?
It is okay, he woke up.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
The chicken was on vacation!
Where do you put dogs when you go shopping?
In the barking lot!
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