What did the echidna (a spiny animal) say to the spinifex (a spiny plant)?
Are you my mother?
When do you give a sword a test?
When it’s at its sharpest!
What can you throw, but not catch?
A party!
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that talks your ear off!
Why do scissors make good drivers?
They know all the shortcuts!
What did the carrot say when he was rowing a boat?
There’s a leek in the boat!
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