Did you hear about the beggar that had a stuffy nose?
Yeah, I heard he couldn’t catch a cent!
Why can’t a skeleton get a date?
Because he doesn’t have the guts to ask anyone out!
Why did the hero flush the toilet?
It was his duty!
What travels around the world while staying in a corner?
A stamp!
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A stick!
What did the cactus say to the warthog?
I look sharp!
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