What is black and white with words all over it?
A newspaper!
What is a burglar’s favorite instrument?
A “steal” drum.
What do you call a snow man that disappeared?
A noman.
What do you feed an invisible cat?
Evaporated milk.
Why are cars so sleepy after driving?
Because their wheels are a big tire for them!
What did the echidna (a spiny animal) say to the spinifex (a spiny plant)?
Are you my mother?
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