What did the cactus say to the warthog?
I look sharp!
What did the fishing pole say to the fish?
Catch you later!
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was on the other side!
What hand on the clock runs the fastest?
On the second hand, I shouldn’t be telling you!
Where can you always find money?
In the dictionary!
You know how dogs and turkeys are alike?
They both gobble!
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