Jokes By Kids

From Kirsten, 12 years old,

What can you throw, but not catch?

A party!

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From Louis Christopher Yang the Third, 9 years old, Vancouver

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that talks your ear off!

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From Amanda de la Vega, 10 years old, San Antonio, Texas

Why do scissors make good drivers?

They know all the shortcuts!

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From Conor Waugh , 9 years old, London

What did the carrot say when he was rowing a boat?

There’s a leek in the boat!

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From Mr.Nick Hotdog, 10 years old, Alabama

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

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From Amanda de la Vega , 10 years old, San Antonio, Texas

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Atch
Atch who?

Bless you!!!

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