Where did the Egyptian boy get the flu from?
His mummy!
Where does it mention baseball in the Bible?
The very first line: in the big inning!
Who is a king of school supplies?
A ruler!
What has more lives than a cat?
A frog because it croaks every night!
A man had three apples. He began to eat the first one. he found a worm inside. He began to eat the second one. He found a worm inside.
He turned off the light and ate the third one.
Why did the kid hate sunlight at the plate?
Because he is a Bat(ter)!
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