What type of mysteries do pillows like to solve?
Pillow Cases!
What’s the first thing that happens when a platypus falls into a lake?
It gets wet!!!
What did the man say when he splashed his drink on himself?
Drinks are on me!
What do ants take when they’re sick?
ANT-ibiotics!
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer?
The spacebar!
What did the chameleon say when the family picked him out at the pet store?
“I blend right in!”
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