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From Preston Millward, 12 years old, Midland, Michigan

Three guys are out hunting.

The first guy goes out and comes back with a rabbit. “How did you get that?” the other guys ask. “I followed the rabbit tracks” he answers.

The second guy goes out and comes back with a turkey. “How did you get that?” the other guys ask. “I followed the turkey tracks” He answers.

The third guy goes out and comes back all bloody and torn up. “What happened?” the other guys ask.

“I followed the train tracks.”
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Filed Under: People

From Ruben, 11 years old, Aurora, Colorado, USA

Where do alligators go to get money?

To the river bank!
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Filed Under: Animal, Money

From Stephanie, 9 years old, Pennsylvania

What kind of metal do they have at a police station?

COPPER!
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Filed Under: Policeman

From Sally, 8 years old, Maine

Knock knock
Who is there?
Boo
Boo who??????

Don’t cry it’s just a joke
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Filed Under: Knock Knock

From Heidi Nixon, 13 years old, Lillington, NC, USA

What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk!
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Filed Under: Cow

From Areebah Shah Nawaz Dayo, 10 years old, Pakistan

How do trees use the Internet?

They log in!!!!!!!!!!
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Filed Under: Flower and Garden

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