What did the bat say to the ball?
Let’s get together and be a hit!
Why wouldn’t the lettuce let the pickle see him?
Because he was getting dressed!
A man gets a survival guide in the mail. In one section it reads: “Never fight back to a bear.” But in the same section at the very end, it does say: “If the bear is still attacking after several minutes, consider fighting back.” Can’t you just imagine a man on his back looking at his watch, a bear clawing at his chest and him saying:
“One more minute, and THAT’S IT”
What did the orange say to the banana split?
Orange you glad I fixed your split?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Done up
Done-up-Who (Done up who – Say it fast)
Get your nappy changed then!
Why did the skeleton go alone to the movies?
Because he had nobody to go with him!
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