Jokes By Kids

From Luke, 10 years old, Toronto

What nationality are you when you go to the bathroom?

European.

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From Jazmin, 9 years old, Fairfax, Virginia

What do you call a fish with no eye?

A fsh.

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From Louisa, 4 years old, Twin Falls, Idaho, USA

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other bank.

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From Kenyon Connor Sparks, 11 years old, Utah

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?

A parrot that talks your ear off!

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From Bennett, 11 years old, Charlotte, NC

My friend said: Where do 500 pound aliens go?

I said hopefully on a diet!

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From Sophie, 9 years old, Pensylvania,U.S.A

What is black & white multiplied by 101?

101 Dalmations!

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