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From Ava, 10 years old, Beautiful Colorado

BOB: What’s my name today?

JOE: Bob

BOB: What was my name yesterday?

JOE: Bob

BOB: What’s my name tomorrow?

JOE: Bob

BOB: Do you remember my name?

JOE: Yes, Bob

Three minutes later…

BOB: Knock knock

JOE : Who’s there?

Joe! You forgot my name already!
Please wait...

Filed Under: Knock Knock

From Jsrirox, 12 years old, LA

Why did the belt get locked up?

Because he held up a pair of pants!!!
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Filed Under: Clothing, Riddles

From Brooke Sample, 14 years old,

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Dwain.
Dwain who?

Dwain the bathtub, I’m dwowning!
Please wait...

Filed Under: Knock Knock

From Jsrirox, 12 years old, LA

What did Cinderella say when she left the photo store?

Someday my prints will come…
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Filed Under: What Did?

From Emma, 10 years old, Canterbury,Connecticut

Which state is found in your body?

Oregon (Organ)
Please wait...

Filed Under: Health and Body

From Isabella, 11 years old, Arizona

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You can hang around all day but I’m going ahead!
Please wait...

Filed Under: What Did?

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