What did the chameleon say when the family picked him out at the pet store?
“I blend right in!”
What did the bat say to the ball?
Let’s get together and be a hit!
Why wouldn’t the lettuce let the pickle see him?
Because he was getting dressed!
A man gets a survival guide in the mail. In one section it reads: “Never fight back to a bear.” But in the same section at the very end, it does say: “If the bear is still attacking after several minutes, consider fighting back.” Can’t you just imagine a man on his back looking at his watch, a bear clawing at his chest and him saying:
“One more minute, and THAT’S IT”
What did the orange say to the banana split?
Orange you glad I fixed your split?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Done up
Done-up-Who (Done up who – Say it fast)
Get your nappy changed then!
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