What does a rock want to be when it grows up?
A rock star!
What did the waiter say to the neutron when he asked for his bill?
No charge!
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Sea’ya later!
What did the Buffalo say to his son on his first day of school?
Bison!
You grow a hamster inside a bottle. Soon it gets stuck . How do you get it out? Try not to break the bottle.
Break the bottle. (It said try not to, not don’t break the bottle).
What do you call a cow that eats grass?
A lawnMOOer!
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