What travels around the world while staying in a corner?
A stamp!
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A stick!
What did the cactus say to the warthog?
I look sharp!
What did the fishing pole say to the fish?
Catch you later!
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was on the other side!
What hand on the clock runs the fastest?
On the second hand, I shouldn’t be telling you!
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