Why did the skeleton go alone to the movies?
Because he had nobody to go with him!
What goes up and down but doesn’t move?
Stairs!
Knock knock…..
Who’s there?
Who
Who who?
Is there an owl around here?
What is cold in the morning and hot in the afternoon?
Weather!
Did you hear about the beggar that had a stuffy nose?
Yeah, I heard he couldn’t catch a cent!
Why can’t a skeleton get a date?
Because he doesn’t have the guts to ask anyone out!
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