Jokes By Kids

From Trey, 9 years old, Flowery Branch, GA

Why did the hero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!

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From Conor , 9 years old, Britain

What travels around the world while staying in a corner?

A stamp!

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From Joey, 11 years old, Milford, New Hampshire

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?

A stick!

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From Khalil Al Raki, 9 years old, Casablanca, Bouskoura

What did the cactus say to the warthog?

I look sharp!

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From Hope Palmer, 11 years old, Thornville Ohio

What did the fishing pole say to the fish?

Catch you later!

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From Trevor Mitchell, 10 years old, Fairfield, Maine

Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?

Because KFC was on the other side!

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