Jokes By Kids

From Dahlia, 6 years old, California

What did one bottle of wine say to the other?

Stop WINE-ing!

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From Jasen Line, 10 years old, Paso Robles, California

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side!

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From Limura, 11 years old, USA

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side of the street!

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From Adryena, 11 years old, U.S.A

What did the math book say to the other math book?

I know I can count on you!

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From Quinn, 11 years old, Canada

How many letters are in the English alphabet?

18!

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From Joel , 9 years old

How many chickens cross the road?

None! Because they’re chickens!

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