Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Heidi Nixon, 13 years old, Lillington, NC, USA
Why do fish live in salt water?
From Heidi Nixon, 13 years old, Lillington, NC, USA
What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk?
From Dan, 12 years old, UK
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
From Sadie S.E., 9 years old, Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
Why are cooks so mean?
From Nicholas, 10 years old, Florida
What did the ocean say to the land?
From Jay, 11 years old, California,USA
A Bee!
see(C) Dee
F?
Gee!
HI
(whoops) JK
LMN
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