Jokes By Kids

From Heidi Nixon, 13 years old, Lillington, NC, USA

What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk!

Please wait...

From Areebah Shah Nawaz Dayo, 10 years old, Pakistan

How do trees use the Internet?

They log in!!!!!!!!!!

Please wait...

From Luke, 10 years old, Toronto

What nationality are you when you go to the bathroom?

European.

Please wait...

From Jazmin, 9 years old, Fairfax, Virginia

What do you call a fish with no eye?

A fsh.

Please wait...

From Louisa, 4 years old, Twin Falls, Idaho, USA

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other bank.

Please wait...

From Kenyon Connor Sparks, 11 years old, Utah

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?

A parrot that talks your ear off!

Please wait...