What’s black and white and black and white and black and white?
A penguin in a revolving door!
How did the old man make time fly?
He threw his pocket watch out of the window!
Why did the chicken cross the road ?
He needed to save his brother chicken!
Why did the ghost have so much trouble buying a house?
He couldn’t find one without a living room!
Three guys are out hunting.
The first guy goes out and comes back with a rabbit. “How did you get that?” the other guys ask. “I followed the rabbit tracks” he answers.
The second guy goes out and comes back with a turkey. “How did you get that?” the other guys ask. “I followed the turkey tracks” He answers.
The third guy goes out and comes back all bloody and torn up. “What happened?” the other guys ask.
“I followed the train tracks.”
Where do alligators go to get money?
To the river bank!
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