Jokes By Kids

From Austin K., 10 years old, Crab Orchard NE

What type of car does a cat drive?

A Cat-illac!

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From Arnel Besic, 10 years old, Salt Lake City, Utah

What did the noodle say to the butter?

Don’t try to butter me up!

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From Nicole, 9 years old, Myrtle Beach,SC

Why did the chicken cross the park?

To get to the other slide!

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From Emma Hickey, 9 years old, Sudbury/Ontario

What do dogs and trees have in common?

Bark!

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From Hank, 12 years old, Oxford Massachusetts

Why did the hamburger go to the gym?

He wanted better buns!

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From Hank, 12 years old, Oxford Massachusetts

Why don’t comedians perform for ghosts?

They boo!

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