Why did the platypus cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!
What’s the difference between a doofus and a shopping cart?
A shopping cart has a mind of its own.
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarter back!
What do you get if you cross a camel and a cow?
A lumpy milkshake!
Why did the Cyclops close down the school?
He only had one pupil!
If people say the number two pencil is the best …
… why is it still number two ?
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