How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste!
Why did the student take his test in space?
Because he wanted a high grade!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
You can call him whatever you want but he still won’t come!
Why did the cow do jumping jacks?
Because she wanted a milk shake!
Where did the Egyptian boy get the flu from?
His mummy!
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