You grow a hamster inside a bottle. Soon it gets stuck . How do you get it out? Try not to break the bottle.
Break the bottle. (It said try not to, not don’t break the bottle).
What do you call a cow that eats grass?
A lawnMOOer!
What did one bottle of wine say to the other?
Stop WINE-ing!
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the dark side!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the street!
What did the math book say to the other math book?
I know I can count on you!
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