What did Polly the parrot want on the 4th of July?
A fire cracker!
Did you hear about the Karate champion who joined the navy?
I hear he was terrible. The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself!
Why did the tigers at school not like the other tiger?
Because he was a cheetah!
What do you call a group of rabbits jumping backwards?
A receding hairline!
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9!
What is green and jumps?
A celery with hiccups!
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