What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Sea’ya later!
What did the Buffalo say to his son on his first day of school?
Bison!
You grow a hamster inside a bottle. Soon it gets stuck . How do you get it out? Try not to break the bottle.
Break the bottle. (It said try not to, not don’t break the bottle).
What do you call a cow that eats grass?
A lawnMOOer!
What did one bottle of wine say to the other?
Stop WINE-ing!
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the dark side!
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