What do you call a cow that eats grass?
A lawnMOOer!
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From Nats, 11 years old, Belize
What do you call a cow that eats grass?
From Dahlia, 6 years old, California
What did one bottle of wine say to the other?
From Jasen Line, 10 years old, Paso Robles, California
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
From Limura, 11 years old, USA
Why did the chicken cross the road?
From Adryena, 11 years old, U.S.A
What did the math book say to the other math book?
From Quinn, 11 years old, Canada
How many letters are in the English alphabet?
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